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me, the almost terrorist

mr. f and i were flying back from new mexico a week ago, when we got to the security checkpoint.

being prepared, i downed all the water in my water bottle so i would have an empty bottle to fill up once inside the "sterile" zone. didn't feel like paying mucho bucks for a bottle of water. i was quite proud of myself for downing all that water before they could take the bottle away.

mr. f went through security first. no problems.

i went through. then i saw them take my bag out for inspection. i believed i was a random pick.

oh, no. i had goods they found suspicious.

two cans of caffeine-free coke.

these two cans caused them to be concerned about my lip balm and hand sanitizer, which they usually overlook.

the woman checking my bag was nice, but when i asked her where i could get caffeine-free coke, she said, "that stuff is poison."

and with that, she took them.

before she was about to permanently take my hand sanitizer, i asked if i could use it to clean my hands.

she replied, "don't touch anything."

she brought all my contraband up to the head security dude to inspect. got to keep the lip balm and sanitizer.

those two caffeine-free cokes, which are rare to find, stayed with security.

oh, well. i must start a campaign.

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crossfire
Oct. 29th, 2007 03:57 pm (UTC)
Warning: Contains sarcasm
Well, all I can say is thank JESUS GOD there are BRAVE SOULS protecting AMERICA from CAFFEINE-FREE COKE.
lost_tumbleweed
Oct. 30th, 2007 11:56 pm (UTC)
Re: Warning: Contains sarcasm
tee-hee.

you funny, Man.

Cool.

Peace out.
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